Wednesday, January 14, 2009

What's in a name?

Seriously, all you moms out there--these guys' last names are bad enough--they can't get rid of them unless they petition the court (like Chad Ocho Cinco). If having to live with a name like Tatupu--Tapupu, Tapoopsie, isn't bad enough--Tapanga? Or #84, TJ Hoochimama, oops, I mean Houshmandzadeh. What the f%*# is a Plaxico? And how about ol' NOShaun of the Auburn Tigers--someshaun? anyshaun? Stop trying to come up with names that nobody else would use--why would they want to? They sound ridiculous, and don't they get teased when they're little? Think of the kids people! They are the cruelest people in the world!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Playoffs

Ok--so I'm a girl, so what?!? I was born & raised a Skins fan--in MD. Needless to say, when the Balt. Browns came to town and all you band-wagon jumpers started flyin your cutsie, girlie purple flags it made me wanna puke. Since my Skins didn't make it this time, I must SHOUT--GO STEELERS!

Now speaking of shouting, all you Campbell bashers out there need to shut your yaps. How 'bout the line needs to 'cowboy up' and learn how the h_ _ l to block again! I'd send em an invite to my 8 (almost 9) year old's Pop Warner mitey mite football camp, but I think they'd be afraid they'd get shown up. Come on down to SC boys, my mite mites'll show you how it's done!

So for now, ALL THE WAY STEELERS! I'd much rather see an all PA superbowl than any d_ _n birds!